Back in the day they figured out the Earth isn’t flat - why did it take this long to realize your vest shouldn’t be either?
This latest craft has a foundation sewn from 5 panels for more rib protection and a truly round fit. Seriously, this
baby won’t even lay flat, which is why it’s called the Capella vest. You see way back when, when everybody
was saying if you sail in one direction for too long you will fall off the face of the Earth, but Capella and his
homies knew otherwise. Smart cats, and we are trying to pick up where they left off with our latest design of
water suspension attire. The function of this extra rib protected vest is that you have a seam running diagonally
across your body, allowing movement that was only previously reached by tree inhabitating primates.
The result, a vest contoured to your body, flexing with a rider during an aerial assault without any hinderance.
Freedom of mobility that was once only harvested from the greatness of those non buoyant impact jackets.
So don’t ride in this oversized armhole vest for us. Do it for Capella - a man with a vision of greener pastures
that are forced down by the gravitational pull of mother nature allowing us all to live in this curved ball. We
even spit shined this distinctly different fitting buoyant garment with a sexy graphic tying up the rest of the One
Collection. Changing the way you think about legalized flotation. Trust us you need to try it on.
Cat Guard Technology
You ever go to a bedroom store and they have rows of “cat guards” to put over your fancy Stage 2 type foam mattress?
Whether you are a feline lover, or forgot to take a pit stop at the facilities after a big night of festivities, this material repels any
moisture right off of it. Well guess what? We knocked this off and added the technology into our vests. Gone are the days
of making that weird facial expression when you slip into a wet life jacket. She’ll now be as dry as your cat guard mattress
would be, even if you slept thru your wee alarm.
